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Terrorist Alert Warning!

The Terror Alert Level Color has been changed to: Poopy!

The suspected terrorist Nick “the Lugnut” Steel has been seen in the vicinity of the most recent Terrorist activity.  He is to be considered inquisitive and dangerous!

The white thing on top of the toaster is (or was…) a microwave dish cover.

Sometime on Monday, Canadian Thanksgiving, Nick “the Lugnut” is believed to have activated the toaster, sans toast.

The toaster was against the wall, and believed to have been out of reach of a two year old…

While a dastardly act on the face of it, it does seem to run in his family…

…his grandmother Nana has an affinity for meltable objects and heat sources, too!

That is all.  You may now return to your otherwise so-called lives, while >>I<< return to the North Rim!

~Curtis in /\/\onTana! {!-{>