{"id":6241,"date":"2010-03-23T16:04:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T23:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/?p=6241"},"modified":"2010-03-23T16:10:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T23:10:23","slug":"chest-of-wonders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/?p=6241","title":{"rendered":"Chest of Wonders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Pretty hysterical; make sure to read both pages of comments!\u00c2\u00a0 Next time I take Leslee to the movies I know how to get the popcorn in!!!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<pre style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>============================================================<\/strong><\/pre>\n<p>Mar 22nd 2010 By <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemondrop.com\/bloggers\/cj-arabia\/\">CJ Arabia:<\/a><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemondrop.com\/2010\/03\/22\/what-lands-in-your-bra\/\">Chest of Wonders<\/a><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemondrop.com\/2010\/03\/22\/what-lands-in-your-bra\/\">Crazy Crap I&#8217;ve Discovered in My Bra<\/a><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.lemondrop.com\/media\/2010\/03\/flickr-prehensile-eye.jpg\" border=\"1\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" align=\"left\" \/> We&#8217;ve all used our bras like a purse at some point &#8212; especially if you&#8217;ve got a larger rack.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I have a friend who called a locksmith because she forgot she had shoved her keys in her bra when we went out drinking that night. I stored lipstick in mine once, and it dislodged while I was dancing and leaked all over me like something out of a horror film. Cell phones, gum, earrings &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I spoke to some well-endowed friends and asked them what they found in their brassieres, after leaving it there, or finding it unintentionally. Let&#8217;s just say they didn&#8217;t come up empty-handed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">==========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemondrop.com\/2010\/03\/22\/what-lands-in-your-bra\/\">Be sure to read the rest!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>~Curtis in \/\\\/\\onTana! {!-{&gt;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty hysterical; make sure to read both pages of comments!\u00c2\u00a0 Next time I take Leslee to the movies I know how to get the popcorn in!!! ============================================================ Mar 22nd 2010 By CJ Arabia: Chest of Wonders Crazy Crap I&#8217;ve Discovered in My Bra We&#8217;ve all used our bras like a purse at some point &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6241"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6244,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions\/6244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}