{"id":12739,"date":"2011-12-19T18:43:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T01:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/?p=12739"},"modified":"2011-12-19T18:43:37","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T01:43:37","slug":"new-homeland-security-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/?p=12739","title":{"rendered":"New Homeland Security Chart!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TerroristChart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12740\" title=\"TerroristChart\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TerroristChart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TerroristChart.jpg 448w, http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TerroristChart-192x300.jpg 192w, http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TerroristChart-384x600.jpg 384w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/> <\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Of course, this would be funnier if the Department of Homeland Security had not actually issued warnings to Law Enforcement to look out for &#8220;Domestic Terrorists&#8221; with telltale warnings of having military service, liked firearms, believed in God, was anti-abortion, and might be wanting to stock up on food in case of a disaster&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And who named that stupid department anyway?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~Curtis in \/\\\/\\onTana! {=-{&lt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, this would be funnier if the Department of Homeland Security had not actually issued warnings to Law Enforcement to look out for &#8220;Domestic Terrorists&#8221; with telltale warnings of having military service, liked firearms, believed in God, was anti-abortion, and might be wanting to stock up on food in case of a disaster&#8230; And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-inspiration","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12739"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12742,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12739\/revisions\/12742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailylife.barrowroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}